E-Sports Coming to UILTX.ORG

🎮 BREAKING NEWS: E-Sports Finally Coming to High School! 🎮
And not just anywhere—we’re going full College Football mode… INSIDE COWBOY STADIUM.
That’s right: a massive tournament of  Sports College NCAA, where digital dreams become pixelated reality.

But wait… How are schools classified?
By enrollment?
By head count?
By the number of students who can bench press a PS5?

NOPE.
We’re doing it the Texas way:
🌟 Classifications will now be based on how many stoplights your city has.
Because headcount can lie…
But a stoplight?
A stoplight never lies.
A stoplight tells the truth.
A stoplight knows your soul. 🚦

So get ready for matchups like:

• 1-Stoplight High vs. 37-Stoplight Prep
• Blinking-Red District vs. Full-Intersection Magnet Academy
• And the powerhouse program from That One Town With a Buc-ee’s (automatic top seed)
   

Leading this monumental leap into the future is UILTX.org E-Sports President Dr. Deke Dillard, who spent many years in the high-pressure, elite-training environment known as… GameStop.
Where he gained an advanced understanding of the Electronic Athlete Mindset™:

• Monster Energy
• Controller drift denial
• The sacred art of saying “one more game” at 2:47 a.m.

So buckle up, charge your controllers, and warm up those thumbs.
The 2026–2027 school year is about to get digitally legendary.

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